Doughtori

Transcript
Paul: Hey, Eric. Want to sign my petition?

Eric: What's it for?

(Paul holds up a doughnut)

Paul: I want the food industry to stope calling these things "doughnuts". I mean, the "dough" part makes sense, but the "nut" part? Words should convey meaning! They should clarify, not confuse! Tell me, do you see a nut? All I see is a ring! An "o"! A fat, puffy loop! That's why I'm proposing we rename them "doughtori". "Doughtorus" in the singular.

(Paul holds the clipboard up to Eric)

Paul: Sign anywhere. It's blank so far.

Eric: Actually, I do see a nut, but it's not in the doughnut.