Occupied!

'Occupied! 'is a 3-minute Comedy World episode. It airs right after Comedy World Meets Pokemon. It is also a theatrical short.

Plot
PC Guy has to go to the bathroom really bad. However, the bathroom door is locked, grocery store bathrooms are out of order, porta potties are dirty, and much more. He can just go outside, but it's impossible to get some privacy.

Transcript
[The episode opens]

Narrator: Hello kids, today I'll be telling a tale involving PC Guy. [opens up a picture book] It was a warm day. PC Guy had a drinking contest, boy was it a pest. He drank so much, a sound came from his chest.

PC Guy: Uh oh.

Narrator: That was a sign that told him, "I need to go number one". And I'm not kidding. It was such a stun.

PC Guy: I gotta go. [runs off]

Eric: But there's a problem with my toe!

Narrator: He sprinted and sprinted, then squinted and splinted.

PC Guy: [trips on a rock] Ouch!

Narrator: He needed to use the bathroom, but first, he had to groom the neighbor's pet dog. But the dog would always bog.

PC Guy: No, she has rabies! I bet she won't have babies.

Narrator: So, he continued to what he was doing. No, he wasn't chewing. He rushed to the bathroom, which was doom.

PC Guy: [struggles] It's locked! [pounds on the door]

Narrator: Then, he went back outside, but the sun wanted to get him fried.

PC Guy: It's pretty darn hot today. [unzips his pants to use the restroom behind a bush. Police sirens are heard]

Narrator: Now, the cops joined the scene. Uh oh, someone just spilled the beans!

Officer: Hey kid, this is public property.

PC Guy: I have more property than Monopoly.

Officer: Okay then. [drives off]

Narrator: It seemed like the cops were onto him, so he ran off to the grocery store.

[Later, PC Guy tries to get into the boys' restroom at a store, but a sign reads, "Out of Order".

Narrator: Out of order? He would rather go across the border!

PC Guy: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Narrator: Yelled out PC Guy.

PC Guy: This can't be happening.

Narrator: He thought. He took in some air, and ate a rare pear.

PC Guy: Ooh, I have an idea! It's a belief.

Narrator: He ran a couple miles to find a porta potty. Believe me, it was quite naughty.

PC Guy: A porta potty in the middle of nowhere? That's better than a bear.

Narrator: He came in to find a nasty surprise.

PC Guy: GAAH!! Maggots? Dirty toilet water? Expired milk on the floor? Cockroaches?

Narrator: He described everything, and wanted to fling.

(W.I.P.)