The Whiz Herd of Hoss

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(Brian walks by and sees David and Joey. David is wearing a cowboy hat)

Brian: Where are you off to, David?

David: Joey and I are going to see a herd of cattle that used to belong to the character "Hoss" on "Bonanza".

Brian: What for?

David: They're super smart. Every member of the herd is a real whiz at doing tricks, communicating, all sorts of stuff.

Brian: And they just perform for anyone?

David: No. You have to bring one deer that the whole herd can eat first.

Brian: That's odd. I didn't think cattle normally ate meat.

David: Me neither. That's why I want to go.

(Eric comes along)

Eric: Where are you going?

David: We're off to see the whiz herd. The one-deer-full whiz herd of Hoss.

(Eric realizes that David just made a Wizard of Oz pun)

Eric: Wait a minute...

(Scene switches to Eric holding a bucket of water. He has just dumped water on PC Guy, making him melt like the Wicked Witch of the West)

Eric: Ding dong, the animator is dead.