Comedy World: Thanksgiving Day/Transcript

[We see the words "GoAnimate Pictures presents..." and the name of the episode. The episode begins with the theme song. Then the title card comes up and the episode begins. It shows Eric and PC Guy asleep in their bedroom. PC Guy wakes up]

PC Guy: [yawns and stretches] Today's Thursday. Just one more day until Friday. [looks at alarm clock] Oh no, it's 8:10! I'm so tardy! [rushes to the bathroom to brush his teeth. Then he runs down into the kitchen, but falls on the stairs] Owwie wowie! [then he gets to the kitchen and quickly eats a bowl of Cheerios and toast with butter]

Eric: [wakes up] Huh? [goes down to the kitchen] PC Guy, what are you doing?

PC Guy: It's 8:10 and I'm rushing for school. We need to get there immediately, or our butts will be sent to the principal's office.

Eric: It's Thanksgiving. Did you hear Mr. Smith yesterday?

Mr. Smith: [flashback begins] The school will be closed tomorrow due to Thanksgiving break. So please do not attend the next day. Thank you all. [flashback ends]

PC Guy: Oh yeah. Well, I was asleep during science class.

Eric: Do you wanna play some football in the backyard?

PC Guy: Alright. [they walk to the backyard. PC Guy is holding the football in his hand]

Eric: Are you gonna make me fall, just like any other Thanksgiving day? You just want me to fall flat on my back so I can go to the emergency room.

PC Guy: I won't, I swear. I'll hold the football while you kick it. Please, I'm persuading you! Quit refusing!

Eric: Okay, I get it. I'm going to kick that football to the moon! [he runs up to kick the ball, but at the very last second he can kick it, PC Guy removes the ball. Eric flies up to the air, before falling down and hurting himself] Aaugh!

PC Guy: Whoops, my bad! He he he.

Eric: This is why I hate football!