Comedy World: The Movie/Transcript

[The "Mouth Productions" logo blasts on the screen]

Announcer: An official Mouth Productions film!

[The screen fades to black. Some opening credits show on the screen, such as the writers and such]

[The blockbuster finally begins at Lakeside Elementary School. The camera goes into a classroom. We see Eric sitting on his desk, taking on an exam]

Eric: I'm ruined! And ruined is right. [He slams his head on his desk. He moans faintfully]

Mrs. White: You have eight more minutes class.

Eric: [he answers question 11 in a hurry, and rapidly scribbles. Suddenly, he notices a TNT on his back] No wonder I'm ticking.

Mrs. White: Seven more minutes.

Eric: [he answers question 12]

Mrs. White: Make that a six.

[Eric answers 13 slowly]

Mrs. White: Five.

Eric: NO! Seventeen more problems left. What do I do? WHAT CAN I DO!?

Narrator: Too much thinking later.

Eric: [he solves problem question 17] Almost there...

Mrs. White: TIME'S UP! Check your exams - front and back. Hurry up and turn it in; I don't got all day!

Eric: OH NO!!! [he explodes. We hear an alarm clock ringing]

Eric: Huh? I'm alive. [he stops the alarm from ringing] It's all a dream, YAY!

PC Guy: [still in his pajamas. He yawns] Good morning, Eric! Made some pancakes.

Eric: Mmm, my favorite. You put syrup in it?

PC Guy: Duh! I didn't wake up on the wrong side of the bed this time, y'know.

Eric: [he proceeds to walk down to the kitchen] I know today is going to be wonderful!

[large orange texts spell out, "MOUTH PRODUCTIONS PROUDLY PRESENT YOU... COMEDY WORLD: THE MOVIE". The scene cuts to the downstairs kitchen]

Eric: These pancakes remind me of grandma. I sure do miss her.

PC Guy: Me, too, bro. Wish we could send her some postcards.

Eric: Yeah. Hey, I wonder what could go wrong today.

PC Guy: It better not be a zombie invasion, or I'll puke.

Narrator: Meanwhile, far, far away...

[the scene cuts to the outside of an abandoned lair. It cuts to the inside. We see a mysterious doctor writing out plans]

Dr. Knows-a-Lot: I, Professor Knows-a-Lot, will put an end to cartoons... WITH THIS GIANT ERASER! [humorously, he stares at the audience] Yeah. I'm talking to this fellow audience. You know who you are, my lovely people watching this film right now.

[It cuts to Lakeside Elementary. The bell is ringing, and we see many students entering the district. Eric and PC Guy are in the hallway]

PC Guy: Do the students really need to make out behind the lockers right now? This isn't a love fest, for corn sake. [a large bully walks behind Eric]

Eric: Hello sir or madam, or... [he gulps loud] Uh oh. IT'S DALLAS, THE SCHOOL BULLY! [he tries to run for his life, but Dallas grabs and squeezes his arm]

Dallas: [he throws Eric into the girls restroom] Sissy! Only nerds like YOU wear that red hoodie. [we hear girls screaming and wild punches]

Eric: That was worth it. [he collapses; the screen fades to black. Meanwhile, it cuts to Eric waking up in the nurse's office] Huh? W-where am I?

PC Guy: You were thrown into the girls' restroom by Dallas and you got beat bad by wild chicks in there.

Eric: Hey, don't be a ladies men right now.

PC Guy: [nervously] Uhh, sorry. Come on now, we have social studies. They are passing out our tests from last week.

Eric: I hope I beat every student in the room. [they walk out of the nurse's room. The scene switches to a classroom]

Mr. Murphy: Here is your pop quiz, Eric. [he provides him his social studies test with a grade written on it]

Eric: Thanks, genius. Weren't you the one that made out with our counselour last month? Word is going on about you. [he looks at the quiz] AN F! B-but... It can't be. [Mr. Murphy slams a pink slip on his desk] '''YOWCH! A DETENTION AGAIN!'''

WIP.