User blog:White Kirby/Go Animate rant 2.0.

Hey guys, a few months ago I made a rant on why I personally dislike the goanimate fandom. Today I thought I'd remake the rant.

So anyways, the grounded video is the most popular video on the site of Go Animate. However they aren't really good. Most of the time, a troublemaker does something and gets grounded. They're kinda boring after a while. Most of the characters are either new characters that I've never heard of or kids show characters, such as Caillou or Dora. Also what kind of parent grounds their kids for  495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 495898568795378575774899 years? And I don't think that grounding for no reason makes the video exciting. One thing that I am not too fond of is the different grounded series' on one channel. I haven't looked too much into them yet, but from what I can tell, the troublemaker and parents are swapped, and maybe some more family members. I haven't watched multiple grounded series' by the same person, so maybe i'm wrong, but for now, I'm just gonna say that other series just have different characters.

Another thing I don't like about it is the restrictions you get for being a basic user. (not having a subscription) I'm fine with limited characters and inability to customize characters. But why is the video time only 30 seconds? Personally, that's too short. Some of my old terrible grounded videos were split into parts because of this. Like, at least make it 3-5 minutes. Plus, some of the animations are limited. If you want the character to punch, you have to have them point instead. Not sure why, but you do you Alvin.

Grounded videos can sometimes be tolerable, but rants are the worst of the goanimate. They basically don't have any effort, with a slideshow of images with a tts voice of the person complaining about the show. Here's an example of a typical goanimate rant. Yeah, they basically take little to no effort. (Disclaimer to Solgaleo fans, I actually like Solgaleo, i'm using him as the example because my avatar's a lunala.) Sometimes the person just says something stupid. There's this one rant about Caillou, where the user lists the stupid things Rosie whines about. This includes... Ok, these are perfectly normal reasons for a 3 year old to cry. I was scared of the car wash when I was little, I'd probably be fussy about not getting a pancake if I were 3, being forced out of a room can be mean, toddlers are usually afraid of heights, and can worry about fellow family members. Most toddlers cry when woken up and getting hurt, and thunderstorms can scare toddlers. The only one I can kinda agree on is staying in the car, as I assume that Caillou's mom was in the car watching her, but I didn't watch that episode. Other than that, these reasons are normal reasons for a 3 year old to cry.
 * Solgaleo, more like nogaleo.  OhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOh Solgaleo is the worst pokemon ever. He's an ugly lion who isn't even the correct typing. You know who likes solgaleo, lugia. They like bragging about their dumb typings. You know who doesn't like Solgaleo, Lunala. Lunala is the better Pokemon. End of rant. Next Rant, Yveltal, after that reshiram, after that dialga, after that groudon.
 * Getting pinched by Caillou
 * Thunderstorms
 * Getting Hurt
 * Getting sneezed awake
 * Being scared when the car broke down
 * Staying in the car because caillou had to go to the bathroom
 * Thinking Caillou and her mom were lost
 * Being too high on a bunk bed
 * Getting scared when the car was washed
 * Not getting a pancake
 * Getting forced out of caillou's room

Oh but it gets worse. This same guy made a rant on Go animate haters. First of all, this is already raising glowing red flags on opinion disrespecting. If somebody said that they hated Lunala, i'd be fine with it, even though Lunala is my favorite Pokemon. Not everybody likes Lunala, and I can respect that. Imma post quotes from the video and show my response to them. Because, not everybody likes Go Animate. Hopefully for a justified reason, such as cyberbullying. WHAT?! '''WHAT?! '''This person wants to KILL people who don't like this website. Sorry, but that's not sane. I can get if you don't like people who hate your favorite website, as maybe you can't understand them, but wishing to kill them. Also in this guy's leapfrog rant, another kid wants to kill everyone working at leapfrog. WHAT THE TRUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE. I'm pretty sure if you wish to murder someone, let alone commit a genocide on Go animate haters and workers at leap frog, something is wrong with you. You know these workers and haters have families too, they're not just internet users who only want to take down Go Animate or evil pawns making kid toys, they're actual people. Another rant on Dora the Explorer complained on how there's non realistic characters, like animals. Ever watch any cartoon ever? I only threw that in there so the other guy wasn't the only one I targeted.
 * "What, Go Animate is my favorite Animation website. How could they make rants on it?"
 * "I hope these haters get terminated soon."
 * "I bet the sesame workshop characters like to jack off with haters 24/7"
 * "Alex Kimble wishes to kill all these haters"

This wiki isn't in the best shape either. There's a page called Big Five, that seems to belong on the Yugioh wiki, not the go animate wiki. There's also an article for Kim Jong-un, which has some categories, listed below... Some categories are not nessicary. I'm too lazy to find more pages doing this, and too lazy to continue the rant. I hope you guys enjoyed the new goanimate rant. I hope all the go animate people make rants on me!
 * Evil Characters (Okay)
 * Troublemakers (Sure)
 * Bad Characters (Isn't that the same thing as Evil Characters)
 * Guilty (Uh...)
 * Enemies of Igor the Mii(Uh......)
 * Enemies of thegoldenbrick1 (............)
 * Enemies of Sophie the Otter (Lots of enemies.)
 * (Insert like 7 more "enemies of insertuserhere")
 * Fictionalized versions of true events. (Top 10 worst terroist attacks:10:Kim Jong-un, wait a second)
 * Villains (Look at the first category I listed)
 * Bad people (sigh)