User blog:NaturalFreshOtter00/Sophie's Rants Episode 2: PETA

The Rant
Now, we're doing our second rant with the company PETA. PETA?! More like PEE-PEE! Holy Babbleberries, I cannot stand this poor excuse of a company. They think that we should go vegan and must have a strong hatred for Super Mario Bros. and Pokemon! Without further ado, let's explore the points on its failure.

First off, they think killing animals for food is a sin in their book. But NO! Chicken is good for people, it provides protein and stuff. They're even trying to boycott fast food places like KFC! Not everyone has to be a vegan, you guys! I like eating all sorts of food except for liver (yuck!) and any nasty food. Besides, aren't there 24 billion chickens on Earth? That's like more than 3 times the human population and possibly more than my species' population, which is the otter! Also, milk provides good source of calcium, so why rant about torturing cows for that?! Oh, and it's linked to Autism? That makes no sense to me, especially since I have Autism.

Secondly, they're highly offensive to popular video game franchises including Super Mario Bros. and Pokemon. They mocked SMB once with Super Chick Sisters and Pokemon with their flash games based on it! They think that Pokeballs are like a prison for animals?! Get real! They help catch Pokemon and the trainers train them to become stronger and to evolve if necessary. What's next?! Are they gonna mock Animal Crossing? I used to play Super Chick Sisters when I was 7, but I realized my mistake and started hating it.

Third of all, the nudity in their I'd rather go naked than wearing fur campaign. I know it's not a good idea to kill animals for clothes but man, the nudity makes my eyes burn! It's like PETA's version of Playboy! It's totally inappropriate to young viewers. They better not continue this garbage on their anti-fur campaign with the nudity!

Finally, who's a PETA member? Bridget Spotlow-Garbiel from the Supernanny Fanon series! The eldest child in the Spotlow-Garbiel Family must have been brainwashed after a documentary called Blackfish. Seriously, by just watching a movie?! Who hates PETA? That's right, Reicheru the Yokai Spirit! My fellow ally who goes on adventures with the Team Terrific 10 can't stand this either! So in conclusion, screw PETA, and screw Ku Klux Klan. My usernamesake show PB&J Otter kicks PETA's a** every day and is a lot better!

END OF RANT

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