Comedy World: The Halloween Bash/Transcript

[We see the words "GoAnimate Pictures presents..." and the name of the episode]

[The episode begins with the theme song and such. After that, it shows the title card. Then it goes to the beginning of the episode. It shows a neighborhood with a bunch of children in various costumes]

Narrator: Ah, Halloween night in Lakeside City. What can be better than digging your mouth full with a bunch of sour sweets into your big lips? During nights like these, skeletons, mummies, pirates, and spiders are invading the night! [laughs evilly] Uh, sorry. Now let's see what Eric and PC Guy are doing.

Eric: [it shows them in the bedroom. Eric is looking at a mirror, dressing into his costume] I'm all set! Got a rubber chainsaw and everything.

PC Guy: I'm a guitarist! I'm totally gonna get the girls.

Eric: Really? Well, I'm gonna scare kids with this fake chainsaw.

PC Guy: Genius idea! So anyways, I got a map here. i wanna go trick-or-treating at Bart Avenue first. That's the bad part of town. It's where children egg houses after dark and stuff.

Eric: But what about that Halloween party at downtown?

PC Guy: Oh man, I almost forgot about that. Yeah, we'll go there first. Then we'll go trick-or-treating.

Eric: Whoopee! We might wanna tell mom and dad first.

PC Guy: Alright. [he grabs everything he needs and so does Eric. The duo goes to the downstairs kitchen]

Eric: Mom, we're going to that Halloween party you've told us about.

Susan: Are you guys sure you are going alone?

PC Guy: I promise, mom. We got a flashlight, map, everything.

Paul: [the brothers are exiting the house] You act good boys. And be safe. Don't egg any houses! Especially grandma's, she's retired!

Susan: Paul!

Paul: Uh, sorry.

PC Guy: [gets out his flashlight] Oh boy! Tons of girls are gonna dance with me.'

Eric: [sighs] Whatever. [it cuts to them walking down a sidewalk in a city area]

Little Kid: [dressed in a witch costume] Twick-ow-tweat. [PC Guy screams and runs away]

Mother: What a scaredy cat.

Eric: Wait for me, PC Guy.

PC Guy: Oh man, I thought that was a teenager at first.

Eric: He looks small to me.

PC Guy: He is indeed. But half-small, half-big. He looks like the Incredible Hulk. If you know what I mean.

Eric: I don't.

PC Guy: Look, we arrived at the Spooktacular just in time! [he points at a big building] There's hardly a line. Come on, let's go.

Eric: Whoopee! [they bump into a security guard]

Bodyguard: [stops them by blocking them with his hand] Whoa whoa whoa, hold up. You boys need a ticket before you can enter.

PC Guy: [gets out two orange tickets and hands them to the security guard] Here, two kids.

Bodyguard: Thank you, now you guys may enter.

Eric: Yeah, no problem. [him and PC Guy enter the Spooktacular]

PC Guy: Well, we finally made it in. Now what?

Eric: I'm going to bob for apples. [runs to the waiting line]

PC Guy: Good luck. [squints to read a banner] "Drinks... are on.... the... house..." [gasps] Hot dog!

Clerk: [slows PC Guy down] Hey, you must be 21 or older to have beer.

PC Guy: Darn. [walks to a photo booth] 5 dollars, eh? Rip off. [walks to the dance floor] Wonder if there's anyone that will dance with me. [a obese girl walks behind her]

Obese Girl: That hurt! ---Oh hey, you wanna dance?

PC Guy: [gulps] uh, sure. [holds her hand and starts dancing]

Obese Girl: Hey, what's your name? What's your phone number?

PC Guy: [in his mind] Her hands are... slimy. It feels like I'm glued. Wonder what it is? [lets go. He sees boogers on his hand]

Obese Girl: Hey, come back here.

PC Guy: AAH! BOOGERS!! [runs to the bathroom to wash his hands and puts on sanitizer] Oh man, there is no way I am dancing with crazy chicks like her. [he hears girls giggling] Huh? What's happening? [goes to a bathroom stall and puts his ear on the wall to hear what's going on next door]

Kimberly: Oh man, he's such a loser. Like one time, his underwear showed when he was doing jumping jacks! He didn't like recognize it! [a group of girls are laughing]

PC Guy: Oh no, a group of girls are chuckling at one of my embarrassing secrets. I gotta stop it! [runs to the girls bathroom but a girl accidentally slams the door on his face] AAAUUUOOOWWW!!! [stands up and tries to get into the girls bathroom but it's locked] open... UP! Freaking secret teller, ugh.

Julie: [slams the door on PC Guy's face without realizing. She's carrying a dead toilet] Teacher! One of the toilets are dying.

Toilet: Please, someone put me out of my misery already. Have mercy on my soul. [coughs and crawls onto PC Guy's arms]

PC Guy: What the heck? A dying toilet? Everyone, there's a toilet dying in my arms. Any repairers around here? Anyone that knows how to fix toilets?

Urinal Toilet: Oh no, my twin cousin! Don't worry, all the girls hated me too. [he goes back into the girls' restroom]

PC Guy: What in the world?

Janitor: Give me the toilet. I'll repair it. [takes it from PC Guy's arms and goes into a room to repair the toilet]

Eric: Oh man, PC Guy. You should've went with me to bob some apples.

PC Guy: Why? I am afraid that I will choke.

Eric: No, it's not that. Some little kid vomited in the bucket. Then I went dancing but a girl thought it would be "cute" to spin me around. I ended up giving another kid a black eye.

PC Guy: Ouch. Oh look, 'Chainsaw Alley'. [points at a door with fake blood on it]

Eric: Nope, I'm totally going to 'Go-Kart palace'.

PC Guy: [goes into 'Chainsaw Alley'. It is pitch black in there] Hello?

Chainsaw Charlie: Hello my slave.

PC Guy: Who the heck are you?

Chainsaw Charlie: Why, I am Chainsaw Charlie. I'm here TO TORTURE YOU! [PC Guy gulps, screams and runs off. Charlie chases him with a fake chainsaw]

PC Guy: [Acid Jazz plays] HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

Chainsaw Charlie: Aww, do you miss your mommy? Well, she's been tortured too. And you're next.

PC Guy: [he stops running and turns angry] Oh no, not my mother... [face turns bright red]

Chainsaw Charlie: Momma's boy, momma's boy! You feed on her milk nonstop! Momma's boy, momma's boy, momma's boy!

Narrator: As you can see, you can hear PC Guy's blood pounding in his head. he's both angry and embarrassed. he's tired of being called "Mama's Boy". All he can hear is Chainsaw Charlie constantly teasing him. You are about to see him flip out right about... now.

PC Guy: I AM NOT A MAMA'S BOY! [gets out his guitar] Proof I'm not a mama's boy.

Chainsaw Charlie: Calm down, kid. Just having some fun is all. The exit's over there. Hurry, another guest is coming. [PC Guy exits]

PC Guy: [pants for air] Oh man. [he sees Eric] There you are. [sees another door] Wanna go into the ER Room?

Eric: Sure... I guess. [they both enter]

Doctor: [he's doing fake surgery on a teenager] Oh, why hello patients. [the teenager's belly is growing and growing. It grows until 'blood', which is actually spaghetti, spills all over the room]

PC Guy: Oh come on, this isn't even scary!

Eric: Yeah, we're totally getting out of here. [grabs onto PC Guy's arm] Let's go. [exits]

PC Guy: Let's go into 'The Dungeon of Doom'. You are coming with me. [grabs onto Eric's arm]

Eric: Nooo! [various cartoon characters are going to the dungeon too]

PC Guy: [they enter] Whoa, coffins everywhere. [a vampire comes up at them] Gah!

SpongeBob: [shivers] This place really give me the creeps. Hey Patrick, have you ever had the feeling that you're being watched?

Patrick: I don't like this place, I wanna go home!

SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. [proceeds]

Ash: I wonder if there's any ghost Pokemon around here.

Misty: Pipe down, Ash. They might continue hiding and will never come out of their hiding spot.

Brock: You know, she's right.

Ash: Oh, sorry.

Shaggy: Zoinks! Like Scoob, it looks like there's ghouls haunting this dungeon.

Scooby Doo: Reah, I knrow.

Fred: Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

Scooby: Reah ri rould!

Garfield: This is why I hate Mondays. And Halloween.

Jon: Garfield, it's not even Monday yet. It's Friday.

Garfield: Oh.

Eric: [a tarantula crawls up his nose] AAAH! SPIDER! [grabs a broom and brushes it off] A-choo!

PC Guy: Eric, you know that was actually rubber, right?

Eric: Yeah, I knew that.

PC Guy: Wait, what?

Eric: Never mind what I said.

PC Guy: Okay then. [they proceed. A killer clown pops up in front of him] AHH! I SURRENDER!

Killer Clown: Yeah, you better. [laughs evilly and walks off]

Eric: Uh, let's get out of here.

Narrator: Tons of screams later.

PC Guy: [pants] We... made it.

W.I.P. (Work in progress), To be continued...